Lazy Dungeon Master

I Don’t Want to Work…!

“I don’t want to work.”

Getting summoned into a different world.
Well, after Kami-sama heard my only condition, he answered me, Masuda Keima.

“… Umm, what did you want?”
“A life that I wouldn’t need to do anything would be good…”
“… Even if you’re reincarnated as a tree?”
“Ah~, that would be great~”

Kami-sama sighed with an amazed face.

“That’s… why did I listen to your condition… will you hear me out?”
“Eh? What is it?”

Though I think his story was about the circulation of mana and something about demons, I wasn’t listening that well.

“In your original world, could you have researched something like a golem? With that, doesn’t it fill you with motivation…?”
“Eh? Hahaha, not really.
Though there are some students nowadays like that~”

Making a maid robot to live my days in comfort, that was my dream.
Though if I told Kami-sama about such a dream, he’d find out I’m a useless member of society.
By the way, I did mess around with studying something like a thirty centimeter ready-made robot kit that could move at school.
Make it myself? Too much trouble…

“Okay, there’s no time left so… though it was special, I’ll ask the next person.”
“Eeeh~…”
“Well, I’ll just make you able to understand language.
Oh, be sure to do your best since you have my blessing.”
“But I don’t want to do anything…”
“Though there is magic in the world you’ll be reincarnating into, I don’t believe civilization has developed to the point where you don’t have to work.
Besides, if you are summoned purposely to do something, it might be just what you want.”
“I want to go back inside…”
“Well, do your best.”

My vision was surrounded by bright light.
In this way, I was summoned to another world.

*

“A-alright! The summon was successful! … Eh, wait, h-human!? Why!?”

Though I don’t know by what fundamental law, I appeared in a room whose walls were shining faintly in white.
Before my eyes was something called a loli wearing a white dress, a cute girl that lolicons would covet.
Though since I prefer ones more grown up, sorry.
… As for my foot fetish though, with her wearing knee socks it’s not bad.

“Why… such a small fry despite putting in all of the DP…”
“… Can I sleep?”
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