The Foolish Gong was Reborn

Chapter 76

Qin Zhongyue said, “Then you’re handcrafting skill is pretty bad if you made Taro into Tiga.”
Shi Yanyu, “…..Taro has horns, Tiga doesn’t.
You’re blaming me for your own mistake?”
Xie Zhongxing didn’t expect the conversation to turn into two men arguing about Ultraman.
He was speechless for a while before he interrupted them, “Alright Shi Yanyu, now you can point out Qin Zhongyue’s positive traits.”
Shi Yanyu said with a cold look, “Handsome with pure eyes that resembles a doe, treats people sincerely and honestly, doesn’t lie, doesn’t brush others off, respectful……”
Qin Zhongyue was dumbfounded.
He interrupted him, “Wait a minute.
What are you trying to do here?”
“What do you mean what am I trying to do?” Shi Yanyu asked back.
Qin Zhongyue exclaimed loudly, “Why are you praising me so much?”
Shi Yanyu, “But isn’t it the truth?”
“…..” Qin Zhongyue, “Although it is true, it sounds strange hearing it being spoken by you.”
Shi Yanyu didn’t speak.
Xie Zhongxing this time spoke up, “Now you should each point out each other's shortcomings.”
Qin Zhongyue, “You’re insincere, you often scheme behind peoples backs.”
Shi Yanyu retorted, “But I have always treated you well.”
Qin Zhongyue didn’t know what to say in response to that.
It was true that the current Shi Yanyu hadn’t done anything to him.
Qin Zhongyue said, “You are someone who is blackhearted.
You can’t stand seeing others happy.”
Shi Yanyu, “I may be blackhearted and I may not like seeing people I hate happy but I have never thought of you that way.”

Qin Zhongyue felt that something wasn’t right with him today.
He was a little overwhelmed.
But he persisted and continued, “And you like to lie.”
Shi Yanyu, “Who have I lied to?”
Qin Zhongyue, “Your mother.
You have hidden from her your identity as an illegitimate child.
What you’re doing is not right.”

Shi Yanyu, “Oh, you’ve always cared about that.
You’re thinking that because I am an illegitimate child, it is wrong for me to usurp the business?”
Qin Zhongyue didn’t speak.
Shi Yanyu, “Little prince, do you think I’m doing this willingly? Have you ever tried to properly understand my family's situation?”
Qin Zhongyue, “Everyone is talking about it so I know enough.”
Shi Yanyu snorted, “You really think my mother doesn’t know about me? Let me tell you this now.
She knows.”
Qin Zhongyue was stunned.
Shi Yanyu continued, “My younger brother and sister are no good.
One only has an egg and the other has aspermia, they’re both unable to produce offspring.
And that younger sister of mine has delayed development and is mentally ill.”
“Besides me, my father has another five illegitimate children.
My mother is only treating me well, like her own son, despite knowing my background because she wants to show her stance to the other women.”
Qin Zhongyue, “……..”
He was confused for a while, “What do you mean? So you’re saying that your mother knows that you’re an illegitimate child??”
Shi Yanyu said, “Yes.
I thought she didn’t know but I later found out that she actually knew.
She knows everything about what my father has been doing outside.”
Qin Zhongyue, “………”
S-so messy.
So this is what an adult world is like?
Shi Yanyu, “If I didn’t put up a fight, she would immediately give up on me and no longer treat me like her own son.
If I didn’t put up a fight, the Shi family would be taken over by some illegitimate child raised out there.
You think my brothers and sisters would live comfortably if they did? At least if I took over, I could ensure that they could live comfortably and act as their shield and keep them safe.”
Qin Zhongyue, “….Then what about your birth mother?”
Shi Yanyu, “My birth mother has already run off after getting enough money from my father.
I haven’t seen her for more than two years now.”
Qin Zhongyue, “So you’re saying that you’re actually a good person?”
Shi Yanyu thought he was mocking him but he didn’t want to waste energy arguing.
He just said indifferently, “Little prince, the world of the rich and powerful is not as simple as you think.
Familial love and romantic love is hard to come by.
Only relationships where one benefits from each other is long-lasting.”
Qin Zhongyue stopped talking.
Shi Yanyu spoke up again, “I thought with our relationship, you wouldn’t cut off ties with me because of something like this.
I just want to ask you what your thoughts are regarding our friendship.”
Qin Zhongyue was no longer as outspoken as before.
He said weakly, “..They said that you only hang out with me because I have a lot of money, that you and your father worked together to trick your mother and that your character is problematic and being with you is putting myself in a tiger's den.”
Shi Yanyu was speechless, “I’m not hanging out with them because they’re too messy.
Playing with women at just twelve years of age.
Playing with their feelings, sharing partners – there is something wrong with them.
Have they even grown all their hair at that age? I just find it amazing that you could still be friends with them.
While the others play around with women, you play around with Ultraman and Iron Man figurines???”
Qin Zhongyue, “……”

Qin Zhongyue’s face flushed red.
He was indignant, “Are you looking down on Iron Man figurines? It’s a limited edition figurine that costs tens of thousands of yuan! Super expensive.”
Shi Yanyu, “Not only that, you also play games, skateboard, lift weights, participate in swimming and cycling competitions, practice archery and bowling…..”
He listed it one by one and then said, “You are very different.
To some extent, it could be said that you are quite persistent and tenacious.”

Qin Zhongyue blushed when he heard his praises.
He said, “Don’t think that I’ll forgive you if you say that.
You are a sneaky rat.
I’m sure you have said plenty of bad things about me!”
Shi Yanyu said, “I haven’t said anything bad about you.”
He thought about it and added, “At most, I just called you an idiot because you’re still hanging out with those people.”
Qin Zhongyue, “I’m not an idiot, you’re the idiot.”
Xie Zhongxing looked towards Qin Zhongyue and asked, “You can do all those things?”
Qin Zhongyue answered, “Yeah.”
He seemed to have noticed the light in Xie Zhongxing’s eyes and proceeded to puff up his chest, “Developing all kinds of hobbies is good for you! It’ll allow me to live a long life!”
Xie Zhongxing glanced at Shi Yanyu.
Although Shi Yanyu had been voicing out his true thoughts to Qin Zhongyue all this time, he couldn’t help but feel that those last words were spoken deliberately so that he could hear it too.
Was he exposing Qin Zhongyue’s clean and pure background using his identity as a former friend in order to gain his favour??
…..It was at least better than Li Jin and co.
Xie Zhongxing couldn’t deny that his mood was good when he heard those words but there was also a small part of him that wasn’t happy because he hadn’t known about this before.
Shi Yanyu continued, “You have never touched any women or any men.
You are a pure virgin.”
Qin Zhongyue said proudly, “I am still one now!”
Shi Yanyu looked at Xie Zhongxing and then at Qin Zhongyue and was puzzled, “…..So you’re not going to be one soon?”
Xie Zhongxing, “……..”
Shi Yanyu said again, “I am also a virgin.”
Qin Zhongyue, “??? You are too?!”
He raised his tea cup and said super loudly, “Then cheers to our virginity!”

Xie Zhongxing, “……….”
He took in Qin Zhongyue’s proud expression and couldn’t help but wonder if he would be very upset when he actually loses his virginity someday in the future.
Xie Zhongxing expressionlessly raised his own teacup and lightly tapped it against Qin Zhongyue and Shi Yanyu’s cups.
As if their identity as virgins had closed the distance between the two of them, Qin Zhongyue’s attitude towards Shi Yanyu had improved significantly.
Qin Zhongyue also remembered that the Shi Yanyu in his previous life had lived quite a clean life and didn’t have any rumours of a chaotic private life.
Shi Yanyu also hadn’t had any messy relationships during those years where they got along.
He was certain that he wasn’t lying.
How bad could a man who treasures himself and wouldn’t just give up their body to anyone special be?!
If he didn’t speak bad about him, it wasn’t that he couldn’t forgive him.
Qin Zhongyue thought this.
And so, his tone became more friendly, “So do you have a partner right now?”
Shi Yanyu, “I have no time, I have to both study and work and clean up the messes left behind by my younger siblings.”
Qin Zhongyue said sympathetically, “You sure are busy.”
Shi Yanyu, “You’ve been very busy too recently.
That live broadcast platform has grown a lot and you even have a celebrity endorsing it.
Have you broken even?”
The two chatted more and more about their investments and their drinks soon changed from tea to alcohol.
When it was time for them to leave, Qin Zhongyue patted Shi Yanyu’s face with a flushed face, “I didn’t expect you to be a pretty good person.
I have misjudged you.”
Shi Yanyu had a lot of experience drinking because of his work environment so he wasn’t very drunk.
He took out his phone, “Add me as friend and unblock me too.”
Qin Zhongyue did as he asked and continued incoherently, “I still have that Tiga you made for me, it’s in the game room at home.
I haven’t thrown it away.”
Shi Yanyu, “It’s Taro…..Forget it.
You can call it whatever you like.”
Xie Zhongxing who was supporting Qin Zhongyue thought to himself: He really shouldn’t let Qin Zhongyue drink, he wasn’t a very good drinker.
Externally, he asked, “Since you have had a few drinks, you can’t drive.
Have you called for a substitute driver?”
Shi Yanyu replied, “I did.
Be careful on your way back.”

Qin Zhongyue was too heavy.
Xie Zhongxing called over the chauffeur and worked together with the chauffeur to carry Qin Zhongyue into the car.

Xie Zhongxing only realised after getting into the car that he was sweating all over.
With the heating in the car also on, he couldn’t help but take off his coat.
Qin Zhongyue suddenly threw himself onto him and called out, “Wifey~”
Xie Zhongxing paused.
He subconsciously glanced ahead.
The barrier had already been put up.
Although it was just a thin barrier, it was quite good at blocking out sounds.
Xie Zhingxing calmly leaned closer and asked in a low voice, “What did you call me?”
Qin Zhongyue copied him and similarly answered in a low voice, “Wifey~”
Xie Zhongxing’s heart was beating violently.
His entire body was burning hot, “Call me that again?”
Qin Zhongyue didn’t do it.
He stared at Xie Zhongxing with wide open eyes.
Xie Zhongxing looked back at him.
That gaze coming from the other party appeared to be a lot more affectionate than usual.
Qin Zhongyue’s fair complexion was dyed a faint red glow from the alcohol.
He did his best to keep his eyes open as he said seriously, “No, you’re not my wifey.
My wifey is a man!”
Xie Zhongxing, “?”
Qin Zhongyue pushed him away, “Don’t come any closer.
This is my room.
Get out.”
Xie Zhongxing, “……..”
He deliberately reached out and touched Qin Zhongyue’s vital point.
Qin Zhongyue immediately slapped his hand away and exclaimed aggrievedly, “Don’t touch me, this can only be used by my wifey! Where’s my phone? I want to call my wifey over!”
After saying that, he really did take out his phone, “What was my wifey’s number again….Oh.
186…xxx…”
As he tried to recall, he typed what he remembered into the phone and selected the call button.
He even habitually turned on the speaker mode.
After the call connected, the voice answering on the other end belonged to an older lady.
Qin Zhongyue immediately spoke up, “Wifey, Xing Xing my wifey, hurry and pick me up.
I’m drunk, I don’t want to drink anymore in the future.
And there’s a girl who’s constantly trying to touch me….”
The lady said, “….Did you call the wrong number? Young man, where are you? Aunty can come and pick you up? Aunty has a BMW.
Aunty can come with her BMW?”
Qin Zhongyue, “…..Wifey, did your voice change?”
Xie Zhongxing, “…..Qin Zhongyue, who’s your wife?”
Qin Zhongyue was taken aback.
He looked down at his phone and then back up at Xie Zhongxing, “Wifey?”
Xie Zhongxing asked again, “Who is your wife?”
Qin Zhongyue immediately threw away the phone and reached out to hug Xie Zhongxing, “Wifey!”